Soft, sturdy, and quietly defiant — this crewneck carries a wry sense of humor for someone who’s earned their calm. The clean white backdrop and crisp black typography read like a badge: 50 years of not giving a damn. It sits like a lived-in favorite from the first wear, with a classic crew neckline and medium-heavy cotton-poly blend that balances warmth with breathability. Subtle details — tubular knit construction, ribbed collar and cuffs, and reinforced double-needle stitching — mean it keeps its shape and keeps showing up, wash after wash. Embroidery and inner-label options add a handcrafted touch for a personal finish. Wear it to slow down the noisy hustle, to nudge a friend at a milestone birthday, or to curl up with a book and a sarcastic smile.

Product features
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
– Ribbed collar and cuffs with double-needle stitching to retain shape
– Embroidery placement options (left/center chest, large center, wrists) and DTF/DTG printed labels
– OEKO-TEX certified dyes, ethically sourced US cotton, made in Nicaragua

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean